A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"

[OKON LAGOS ACTOR, IME BISHOP ‘UMOH’ PICK WEDDING DATES]
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Popular actor, Ime ‘Bishop’ Umoh who won millions of admirers to himself through his hilarious role in the Uduak Isong blockbuster, Okon Lagos is set to marry and has picked wedding dates.

Bishop is set to marry his fiancée, Idara Saviour in September.

The Traditional Marriage is billed for 12th while the church wedding will be at Insight Bible Church, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State on 14th September.

[VETERAN MUSICIAN BONGOS IKWUE APPOINTED BOARD CHAIRMAN OF NFC]
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Kanayo O Kanayo is not the only entertainer to get an appointment from the presidency. Veteran musician Bongos Ikwue, also did. He has been appointed the new chairman of the board of the Nigerian Film Corporation by President Goodluck Jonathan.