teacher and akpos

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? Akpos: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have? Akpos: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven!!! Teacher (angry): Where did you get your seven from? Akpos: (Angrilly!) Because I already have 1 cat at Home!

GLOBAL UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB SACKED FOUNDER & COACH. Global United FC is one of the football clubs located at Urua Akpan axis of Essien Udim Local Government Area in Akwa Ibom state. According to a close source, the new director has sacked the pioneer director and coach saying they jointly want to ruin his club. The pioneer director in the person of Michael Udoh, the coach is Anthony Paul and the new director is Thompson {first name withheld}. A player of the club who spoke on anonymous said the pioneer director was also the founder of the club and that he solely financed the club but handed over the directorship to the new director who user this an opportunity to claim the ownership of the club after all documents has been given to him. As at the time of compiling this report no coach has been appointed yet.

This is to let the public know that there will be an audition for a movie @ st Francis catholic school, Ikot Ekpene- Aba express road, Nsasak, Essien Udim LGA, Akwa Ibom state. The date is on 22/09/2013 and the time is 10 am prompt. Roles are strictly on MERIT. No charges.

This is to let the public know that there will be an audition for a movie @ st Francis catholic school, Ikot Ekpene- Aba express road, Nsasak, Essien Udim LGA, Akwa Ibom state. The date is on 22/09/2013 and the time is 10 am prompt. Roles are strictly on MERIT. No charges.

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"

[OKON LAGOS ACTOR, IME BISHOP ‘UMOH’ PICK WEDDING DATES]
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Popular actor, Ime ‘Bishop’ Umoh who won millions of admirers to himself through his hilarious role in the Uduak Isong blockbuster, Okon Lagos is set to marry and has picked wedding dates.

Bishop is set to marry his fiancée, Idara Saviour in September.

The Traditional Marriage is billed for 12th while the church wedding will be at Insight Bible Church, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State on 14th September.

[VETERAN MUSICIAN BONGOS IKWUE APPOINTED BOARD CHAIRMAN OF NFC]
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Kanayo O Kanayo is not the only entertainer to get an appointment from the presidency. Veteran musician Bongos Ikwue, also did. He has been appointed the new chairman of the board of the Nigerian Film Corporation by President Goodluck Jonathan.

212 Breaking News: I Got Pregnant At 17 —Actress, Clarion Chukwura

212 Breaking News: I Got Pregnant At 17 —Actress, Clarion Chukwura

Why Olamide Rejected D'Banj

212 Breaking News: Why Olamide Rejected D'Banj

True Life Story

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

...WHO TO MARRY?

Marry a lawyer.... Its legal.
Marry a doctor.... Its healthy.
Marry a policeman.... Its secure.
Marry an actor.... Its thrilling.
Marry an artist.... Its creative.
Marry a businessman.... Its profitable.
Marry a teacher.... Its educative.
Marry a pastor.... Its spiritual.
Marry an accountant.... Its financial.